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Don’t Worry, Be Colon + (closed parenthesis)

By Ross Clurman|Humor|Be the first to comment!

Fortunately, I will never [ever] be the person to my three-o’clock. Walking into the grocery store this evening, I was reminded just how lucky I am. I looked to my immediate right, (almost hurt my non-pierced ear). Plus, I realized an obvious difference…I was wearing shoes that required tying. Lucky, or awesome? I vote both. [...]