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		<title>Women Like Good Dancers</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Sep 2010 20:03:21 +0000</pubDate>
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In addition to really, really, ridiculously good looks, research has revealed that all the single ladies are also attracted to men who can dance really, really well. 
In addition to positive attention from the opposite sex, dancing men usually receive a decent amount of snarky criticisms and challenging glares from nearby males, (A.K.A &#8220;haters&#8221;).
&#9794;: Put [...]]]></description>
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		<title>On The Road [Bike], Again</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Apr 2010 02:11:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ross Clurman</dc:creator>
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For those unaware, last July I was in a bike accident and broke my back. Today was the first time I have been on a bike since July 21, 2009; and I must say, I was surprised that it was just like riding a bike&#8230;
I&#8217;ll give you a minute while that sinks in.
I test rode [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Soft-Core Sounds</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Nov 2009 17:10:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ross Clurman</dc:creator>
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It&#8217;s difficult to take the operators on the other end of a customer service call seriously when between the two, three, sometimes four outsourced representatives, are tunes reminiscent of late-night shows that funded sub-par acting and weak screenwriting with the savings from utilizing fewer props &#8211; like wardrobes, (id est, shows that are the etymology [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Turns Out, It Is</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Oct 2007 00:09:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ross Clurman</dc:creator>
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If you oversleep your alarm clock and are running late for work tomorrow and you need to come up with a good excuse as to why you&#8217;re late, use this one&#8230;
Call your supervisor, wait for them to answer and repeat the following:
Good morning, it&#8217;s (insert your name here). So, I woke up this morning and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Don&#8217;t Drink and Dream</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Oct 2007 17:04:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ross Clurman</dc:creator>
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I had a few drinks prior to going to bed last night, so my night cap looked like this:

In my sleep I visited a bar. One could say that I went to a bar in my dreams. Please do not conclude that it was the bar of my dreams, though. Those are two very different [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Check This Out!</title>
		<link>http://www.rossclurman.com/blog/2007/09/27/check-this-out/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Sep 2007 02:19:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ross Clurman</dc:creator>
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I imagine many people that find their way to this post via a Myspace.com bulletin may be initially decieved due to my choice of title; however, that is not my intent. I found this title relevant to the subject matter.
In November, it will have been one year since I began volunteering with the American Cancer [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Wear Statements</title>
		<link>http://www.rossclurman.com/blog/2007/09/19/wear-statements/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Sep 2007 16:57:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ross Clurman</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[saving paper]]></category>
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T-shirts can be great conversation starters. I own several that I wear regularly for that purpose. I wish I had the first one on today&#8230;
&#8220;Quit touching my f*cking screen&#8221;
The screen is the single most expensive part of a laptop &#8211; do not touch it! If I spend over one thousand dollars on a piece of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>MS-150: Day Two</title>
		<link>http://www.rossclurman.com/blog/2007/09/18/ms-150-day-two/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Sep 2007 17:27:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ross Clurman</dc:creator>
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I woke up twice while dozing off after the two complimentary beverages. Once to a group of children playing kickball outside my tent &#8211; relative term for sleep quarters donated by Mike. The second time I woke was per my swollen bladder.
I fell asleep bloated from drinking copious amounts of H2O, knowing that I had [...]]]></description>
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		<title>MS-150: Day One</title>
		<link>http://www.rossclurman.com/blog/2007/09/11/ms-150-day-one/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Sep 2007 05:04:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ross Clurman</dc:creator>
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Two-thousand-plus riders left Raymore-Peculiar High around seven-thirty a.m. on Saturday, September 8, 2007. The overcast sky and cool breeze was quite refreshing, considering I was riding on about an inch of cushioning and less than four hours of sleep.
I canoe it last year, (knew is spelled how the word I used in its place, sounds), [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Two More Than Just You</title>
		<link>http://www.rossclurman.com/blog/2007/09/05/two-more-than-just-you/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Sep 2007 04:44:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ross Clurman</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Google's G-phone]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mobile advertising]]></category>
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The only goal I have set for myself in writing this post is to completely get my point across during the next two Kanye West songs and one Longview song currently enqueued in Winamp. I&#8217;m not sure if I can type that quickly, especially the way my brain works. (See, I added that sentence even [...]]]></description>
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