Really?! Did you just cut me off in a maroon minivan? Sometimes while driving, I wish I had the power to sweep dumb drivers off the road. I know it sounds a little barbaric and without a visual, you may not be able to grasp what I’m talking about. Please refer to the technical sketch [...]
Continue Reading →T-shirts can be great conversation starters. I own several that I wear regularly for that purpose. I wish I had the first one on today… “Quit touching my f*cking screen” The screen is the single most expensive part of a laptop – do not touch it! If I spend over one thousand dollars on a [...]
Continue Reading →The only goal I have set for myself in writing this post is to completely get my point across during the next two Kanye West songs and one Longview song currently enqueued in Winamp. I’m not sure if I can type that quickly, especially the way my brain works. (See, I added that sentence even [...]
Continue Reading →To cap off a pretty eventful Saturday evening we arrive home safely – Taco Bell in-hand and are enjoying it while watching The Last Kiss (great soundtrack). Fifteen minutes after taking my first bite into a piping-hot chili cheese burrito, Derek walks outside to take Henry for a walk. Approximately thirteen seconds after Derek’s exit, [...]
Continue Reading →I got so many compliments on my previous “who invented” post that I figured I should write another. However, this time I will tackle an invention I know everyone uses, or has used at one point. In a society characterized by the continual paranoia of new germs, why do some builders/architects still insist on using [...]
Continue Reading →Thanks to the power of advertising, you may recognize my title. However, some of you may not. You’re better off knowing it because it makes more sense further in to this post, as do many of my digital accounts of the mildly exciting life I lead. This story has is no exception. I recently was [...]
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