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	<title>26 Characters &#187; Really?</title>
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		<title>Kids These Days&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.rossclurman.com/blog/2010/05/12/kids-these-days/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 May 2010 14:07:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ross Clurman</dc:creator>
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&#8230;are obviously the root of the issue concerning America&#8217;s obesity.

If they would stop frivolously spending their allowances on unhealthy foods, fatty snacks and large portions, we could get America back to worrying about what really matters&#8230;like the War on Terror.
What age are children starting to purchase and prepare their own meals these days? 
I guess [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Parking Fail</title>
		<link>http://www.rossclurman.com/blog/2010/04/30/parking-fail/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Apr 2010 16:45:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ross Clurman</dc:creator>
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I can honestly say this is something that will never happen to me.
&#8220;Police said the car was in reverse on the other side of the parking garage when the driver’s foot got stuck on the gas pedal. He wasn’t able to stop before the car crashed through the wall.&#8221;
Read more from this Tulsa World article
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		<title>Beautiful Little Liars</title>
		<link>http://www.rossclurman.com/blog/2010/04/23/beautiful-little-liars/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Apr 2010 20:32:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ross Clurman</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[beautiful women]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[mugsy bogues]]></category>

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Cue Twilight Zone theme music&#8230;
Consider this: A survey of 30,000 XXs revealed that the majority of those who fake quote it un-quote are beautiful women, shorter than Muggsy Bogues.
Skeptical? Read for yourself.
(image borrowed from: GeekWeek.com)
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		<title>The Google Game</title>
		<link>http://www.rossclurman.com/blog/2010/04/08/the-google-game/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Apr 2010 19:30:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ross Clurman</dc:creator>
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Google and Nintendo have teamed up to create a search engine game. If I still have your attention after that, then please keep reading.
I know &#8211; and only 4,900 (¥), which is roughly $52. My excitement came to an end when I found out that it&#8217;s only being released to Japanese Wii gamers. How do [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Texas Dresscode</title>
		<link>http://www.rossclurman.com/blog/2009/09/10/texas-dresscode/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Sep 2009 13:10:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ross Clurman</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Peeks]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Really?]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[austin]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dry cleaner]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[jeans]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[starch]]></category>
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Everyone that lives in Austin claims that it is non-representative of the rest of the lone star state. That may be partially true, but not completely.
For instance, if you were to randomly sample a set of twelve people&#8217;s conversations, I guarantee at least seventy-five percent of those conversations would include any, if not all of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Twelve Percent Per Page</title>
		<link>http://www.rossclurman.com/blog/2009/03/20/twelve-percent-per-page/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Mar 2009 17:53:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ross Clurman</dc:creator>
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I sent four documents to the printer, which resides approximately sixty feet, (or 10.43 of me laying down), from my desk.
Normally, I don&#8217;t stand up from my desk and race to the printer after confirming the count and page numbers, but it seems that I might have to start&#8230;
Of the four documents I Ctrl+P&#8217;d, only [...]]]></description>
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		<title>F New</title>
		<link>http://www.rossclurman.com/blog/2009/03/11/f-new/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Mar 2009 17:11:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ross Clurman</dc:creator>
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Beginning this post, I&#8217;m also updating my version of Windows. And, since I can&#8217;t do much else while this occurs, I decided to write.
Daylight savings &#8230;Update 1 of 112&#8230;time officially began on Sunday at 2:00 a.m., taking an hour away from everyone that pays attention to that silly rule and reserving it only to give [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Can&#8217;t Trust a Brother</title>
		<link>http://www.rossclurman.com/blog/2008/09/02/cant-trust-a-brother/</link>
		<comments>http://www.rossclurman.com/blog/2008/09/02/cant-trust-a-brother/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Sep 2008 16:12:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ross Clurman</dc:creator>
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For your consideration, I would like to submit my thoughts on something that has been bugging 80% of my office. We have a Brother in our office that will randomly quit working.Â  Short of replacing it, I have tried everything.
Both print jobs I sent to it today ran into issues. In the first instance, the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>My Middle Name: For Sale</title>
		<link>http://www.rossclurman.com/blog/2007/12/21/dog-for-sale/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Dec 2007 18:26:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ross Clurman</dc:creator>
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What is colored beige, weighs twenty-seven.three pounds and unofficially has to die? Stay tuned&#8230;
Henry has digested:
- two chlorine toilet tablets
- a bottle of Nexium
- thirty-five tube socks
- numerous towels
- four ounces of body lotion (he loves that stuff)
- as of today, my ottoman
And, this is just the list of things we know he has ingested. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Suburban Drivers</title>
		<link>http://www.rossclurman.com/blog/2007/12/14/suburban-drivers/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Dec 2007 23:10:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ross Clurman</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Items to Ponder]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Really?]]></category>

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Really?! Did you just cut me off in a maroon minivan?
Sometimes while driving, I wish I had the power to sweep dumb drivers off the road. I know it sounds a little barbaric and without a visual, you may not be able to grasp what I&#8217;m talking about. Please refer to the technical sketch below [...]]]></description>
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