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	<title>26 Characters &#187; Really?</title>
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		<title>Cats &gt; Careers</title>
		<link>http://www.rossclurman.com/blog/2011/03/31/cats-careers/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 31 Mar 2011 21:59:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ross Clurman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[(Yes, my cat is a loyal subscriber.) One of the best parts about my job is the variance between yesterdays and todays. For instance, yesterday1 I prepared a package to send to a prospective client. Today1, I brainstormed an idea for an ad we&#8217;re placing in an upcoming event program. Now, to validate the claim [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Tweater Right</title>
		<link>http://www.rossclurman.com/blog/2011/03/24/tweater-right/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Mar 2011 20:08:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ross Clurman</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Twitter]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[No, &#8220;Tweater Right&#8221; is not a play on words. It&#8217;s an intentional misspelling. One which will soon make sense. I&#8217;m getting a little annoyed with some of the Twitter shenanigans and some people need a brief lesson in Twitter etiquette. The immediate un-follow. About three to five times a week, I receive a follow request. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sexy Tears</title>
		<link>http://www.rossclurman.com/blog/2011/03/23/sexy-tears/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Mar 2011 23:55:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ross Clurman</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[radio DJs]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[The first thing I did this morning, after getting out of bed, was turn off the radio. It was almost exactly like any other morning&#8230;almost. Instead of ignoring them, I actually processed what the three radio DJs, (my least favorite people on Earth), were talking about and became somewhat annoyed. I&#8217;d even go as far [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Too Loud for a Tuesday</title>
		<link>http://www.rossclurman.com/blog/2011/01/25/too-loud-for-a-tuesday/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Jan 2011 01:40:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ross Clurman</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Güero's Taco Bar]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hearing loss]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[According to a study performed by researchers at Ben-Gurion University of the Negev&#8230; Sustained exposure to loud workplace noise may affect quality of sleep in workers with occupational-related hearing loss. The wait-staff at Güero&#8217;s Taco Bar here in Austin should, um, listen up. I had dinner last week with some friends and couldn&#8217;t hear myself [...]]]></description>
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		<title>This Changes Nothing, Unless&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.rossclurman.com/blog/2011/01/14/this-changes-nothing-unless/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Jan 2011 18:37:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ross Clurman</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[change]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Gemini]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[new Zodiac signs]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[tramp-stamp]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Zodiac sign]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.rossclurman.com/blog/?p=1224</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8230;the tramp-stamp tattoo above your rear is now inaccurate. Everyone else, stop whining. If you preface your day/month/year/life (+ &#8216;s) forecast on an ambiguous horoscope, which differs based on the source, then you may as well flip a coin to determine if you&#8217;re going to have a good day, fall in love, change jobs, or [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Keep Your Pants On</title>
		<link>http://www.rossclurman.com/blog/2010/12/20/keep-your-pants-on/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Dec 2010 22:49:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ross Clurman</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Subs]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Welp, I have found the perfect Christmas gift for all my friends, (probably only one), who are fond of sharing their undies with the world around them, lookin&#8217; like a fool with their pants on the ground: Subs&#8482; What are Subs&#8482;? In high school, they were the magnetic beat-beasts, boxed in your trunk and responsible [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Oil Change: $300</title>
		<link>http://www.rossclurman.com/blog/2010/12/17/oil-change-300/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Dec 2010 21:50:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ross Clurman</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[auto repairs]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[car dealerships]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[tire size]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[No, this is not a MasterCard advertisement. This is a true story about my morning. Using my Honda Accord as an example, I&#8217;m going to explain how to get your very own $300 oil change. In order to understand some of the calculation steps, I will first need to explain how to interpret tire size. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Voicemail &#8211; SMS for Seniors</title>
		<link>http://www.rossclurman.com/blog/2010/12/14/voicemail-sms-for-seniors/</link>
		<comments>http://www.rossclurman.com/blog/2010/12/14/voicemail-sms-for-seniors/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Dec 2010 16:48:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ross Clurman</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Really?]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[leave a message]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[senior citizens]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[technology]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I will admit voicemail does have certain practical uses in any day-to-day business operation, when answering the phone isn&#8217;t an option&#8230; I&#8217;m out of the office. I&#8217;m on the other line. I&#8217;m extremely busy. I have caller ID. All reasons why I have voicemail at work and use it, (because, if you don&#8217;t use it, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Exercising Etiquette</title>
		<link>http://www.rossclurman.com/blog/2010/10/21/exercising-etiquette/</link>
		<comments>http://www.rossclurman.com/blog/2010/10/21/exercising-etiquette/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Oct 2010 21:10:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ross Clurman</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[exercising etiquette]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[gym etiquette]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I don&#8217;t go to the gym to babysit. I don&#8217;t even go to the gym to talk. I go to exercise. So, while I&#8217;m getting my swell on (I&#8217;m not swollen), it really irks me to have it ruined by a general lack of common sense, poor personal hygiene, or absent-minded manners. I understand the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sale Enhancement</title>
		<link>http://www.rossclurman.com/blog/2010/10/06/sale-enhancement/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Oct 2010 13:12:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ross Clurman</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Really?]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Applebee's]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[email spam]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[male enhancement]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Disclaimer: This post is rated PG-13 for L and SC INDOORS &#8211; - APPLEBEE&#8217;S &#8211; - EVENING ROSS enters an empty restroom, noticing there are no urinals, he approaches the stall on the right with the door partially open. He urinates. Amid summer night&#8217;s stream, the DOOR OPENS and the FAUCET TURNS ON. Ross returns [...]]]></description>
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