Stuck, knee-deep in emails yesterday afternoon, I found myself breaking away to remember a comedian I was introduced to, (not literally), in college. If you’re unfamiliar with Steven Wright, then you don’t know him. He is a comedian who tells quick, witty, self-fulfilling jokes (for the most part). Here are a few of my favorite.. [...]
Continue Reading →Disclaimer: This post is rated PG-13 for L and SC INDOORS – – APPLEBEE’S – – EVENING ROSS enters an empty restroom, noticing there are no urinals, he approaches the stall on the right with the door partially open. He urinates. Amid summer night’s stream, the DOOR OPENS and the FAUCET TURNS ON. Ross returns [...]
Continue Reading →Earth’s strongest creature meets its mate in a pile of shit. Talk about a turnoff. It is estimated that the appropriately named dung beetle, or Onthophagus taurus, can pull 1,141 times its own weight. Mind boggling. Why would anything need to pull that many times its own weight? Female dung beetles will burrow into a [...]
Continue Reading →Clothes can be a great way to express yourself … how you’re feeling, the team you support, your religious or political affiliation – these are just a few of the ways clothing can define the wearer, or express his/her opinion. If you’re looking for some new threads, check out some fun t-shirts from Threadless.
Continue Reading →In Bigger and Blacker, Chris Rock notes that the only thing worse than getting taxed is paying for insurance. He continues, saying: “They shouldn’t even call it insurance. They just should call it ‘in case shit.’ l give a company some money…in case shit happens. Now, if shit don’t happen, shouldn’t l get my money [...]
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Continue Reading →Last year, Ally came out swinging with a series of ads depicting children in one of several different situations that mock a real-life scenario you might find yourself in with “other” banks. They test the patience and understanding of children, who are not familiar with how banks work, and they do it in a way [...]
Continue Reading →You may recognize the main character of these TV spots for 2 Degrees Mobile as Murray, the not-so-smart agent in HBO’s Flight of the Conchords. Or, you may know him as Rhys Darby – a stand-up comedian from New Zealand. Either way, your sense of humor will recognize these commercials as funny. I saw my [...]
Continue Reading →Just like Vegas, what happens on The [gmail] Chain, stays on The Chain. However, when something this funny happens, I feel it is my civic duty to share. In the email thread below, I’m Rascal. It’s pretty obvious who the other individuals are… (click the image to see a full-size version) Here’s a closer look [...]
Continue Reading →This quick clip highlights the key factors in creating a successful high-five. Everything is covered from pressure and timing to location. When it comes to timing: “You’ll know you’re in the five zone, when your partner is roughly in the distance you can throw a microwave.” That’s right. Watch it and enjoy.
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