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	<title>26 Characters &#187; Humor</title>
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		<title>My First Movember</title>
		<link>http://www.rossclurman.com/blog/2011/11/11/my-first-movember/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Nov 2011 18:24:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ross Clurman</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Top Gun]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[The &#8220;Birds-and-Bees&#8221; discussion with my dad didn&#8217;t prepare me for the changes I&#8217;ve seen over the past eleven days. FYI: I&#8217;m currently listening to the &#8216;Top Gun&#8217; soundtrack.1 November, or &#8220;Movember,&#8221; is dedicated to increasing the awareness of men&#8217;s health risks, specifically prostate cancer and other cancers that affect men, by encouraging men everywhere to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Mix-spelled Emotions</title>
		<link>http://www.rossclurman.com/blog/2011/10/14/mix-spelled-emotions/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Oct 2011 16:09:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ross Clurman</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Peeks]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[family]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[love]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Not sure who implanted this idea, or why they still believe it, but 50% of my parents think &#8220;LOL&#8221; is an acronym for &#8220;Lots of Love.&#8221; If you&#8217;re also under the same spell, let me un-spell-it-out for you: LOL = Laugh Out Loud. It&#8217;s not a big deal to me; actually, it&#8217;s kind of entertaining. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>New Weight-Loss Patch?!</title>
		<link>http://www.rossclurman.com/blog/2011/09/08/new-weight-loss-patch/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Sep 2011 16:05:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ross Clurman</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[26 characters]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sarcasm]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[weight-loss patch]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[On my way back from Houston, I saw a media placement for a new[!] weight-loss patch. Please keep in mind, when I say media placement, I&#8217;m referring to a re-purposed garage sale sign on an offramp near a truckstop. Just a phone number and the implied promise of losing weight courtesy of a &#8220;new&#8221; patch. Sorry, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Eye Sweat</title>
		<link>http://www.rossclurman.com/blog/2011/07/16/eye-sweat/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 17 Jul 2011 00:19:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ross Clurman</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[exercise]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[gym]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[old people]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[A lot. So, at the gym this evening, I saw one of the most disgusted looks on a female senior citizen&#8217;s faces I&#8217;ve seen since &#8216;Nam&#8230;and it was because of me. Let me paint a picture for you&#8230; I&#8217;m upstairs, on the mats, stretching my tush muscles and I momentarily move two feet away to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hot Garbage And Other Simple Things</title>
		<link>http://www.rossclurman.com/blog/2011/06/08/hot-garbage-and-other-simple-things/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Jun 2011 06:35:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ross Clurman</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Peeks]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Admerica]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[American Advertising Federation]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hot garbage]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[San Diego]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[swings]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[traveling]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[June 5 - I woke up Wednesday morning and while waiting on my ride I got some chores taken care of, listed below in order of least favorite to less-least favorite: - Scooped the cat poop - Bagged the cat poop - Threw the cat poop in the trash - Cleaned the toilet - Made [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Workaholic</title>
		<link>http://www.rossclurman.com/blog/2011/01/21/workaholic/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Jan 2011 18:26:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ross Clurman</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[FYI]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[epitome]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[office irks]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[work ethic]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Most of my time spent between the hours I&#8217;m horizontally hibernating approximately three feet from the floor, I&#8217;m working. I love 88% of my job. The other 12% of the time, things irk me. Thinks like misspelled words: &#8220;ThNks&#8221; (just got that in an email), &#8220;publically&#8221; (in a a press release I proofed &#8211; submitted [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Voicemail &#8211; SMS for Seniors</title>
		<link>http://www.rossclurman.com/blog/2010/12/14/voicemail-sms-for-seniors/</link>
		<comments>http://www.rossclurman.com/blog/2010/12/14/voicemail-sms-for-seniors/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Dec 2010 16:48:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ross Clurman</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Really?]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[leave a message]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[senior citizens]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[technology]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[voicemail]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I will admit voicemail does have certain practical uses in any day-to-day business operation, when answering the phone isn&#8217;t an option&#8230; I&#8217;m out of the office. I&#8217;m on the other line. I&#8217;m extremely busy. I have caller ID. All reasons why I have voicemail at work and use it, (because, if you don&#8217;t use it, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sneezing Command</title>
		<link>http://www.rossclurman.com/blog/2010/11/03/sneezing-command/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Nov 2010 00:10:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ross Clurman</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sneezing commands]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[work]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[The tone of your voice usually dictates your attitude; however, it can be the result of something else. Cold water, a pinch/poke/punch, sudden loss of air to the lungs, these are all things capable of adjusting your speech. This morning, I accidentally combined a sneeze with a request, thus turning a kind gesture into a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Mr. Sandman Is A Tricky Bastard</title>
		<link>http://www.rossclurman.com/blog/2010/10/24/mr-sandman-is-a-tricky-bastard/</link>
		<comments>http://www.rossclurman.com/blog/2010/10/24/mr-sandman-is-a-tricky-bastard/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 24 Oct 2010 20:55:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ross Clurman</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dreams]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[healthy living]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mr. Sandman]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I know you&#8217;re not supposed to remember your dreams, but this one has been on my brain for a few hours and I can&#8217;t seem to forget it. The short story, or I guess I should say, the part I remember goes like this: I was reading through a magazine about maintaining a healthy lifestyle [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How-To: Line Dance</title>
		<link>http://www.rossclurman.com/blog/2010/10/22/how-to-line-dance/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Oct 2010 15:17:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ross Clurman</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[anecdotes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[apologizing]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[crossing the line]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[family]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[People always talk about a line we&#8217;re not supposed to cross, (but many of us want to). Albert Einstein said, &#8220;Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.&#8221; I try to make a mistake on a daily basis, but I never regret anything. If you learn from your mistakes, then you [...]]]></description>
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