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In Bigger and Blacker, Chris Rock notes that the only thing worse than getting taxed is paying for insurance. He continues, saying:

“They shouldn’t even call it insurance. They just should call it ‘in case shit.’

l give a company some money…in case shit happens.

Now, if shit don’t happen, shouldn’t l get my money back?”

In the case of marriage, 50% of the time it fails, every time.

While I’m fairly certain¹ no pre-nup is airtight, you can invest in something called Divorce Insurance to protect your assets in the event that shit happens.

What is Divorce Insurance?
Basically, it covers the cost of your divorce. From what I understand, this would include money related to attorney fees, court costs, etc. – it does not protect your “half”.

Should you get Divorce Insurance?
Only if you plan to get married; otherwise, no.

Even if you’re already married, you can calculate the probability of divorce.

However, I strongly recommend you clear your browsing history…and never miss another anniversary/birthday/milestone, quit staring at the opposite sex, stop flirting with the server, etc., etc., etc.

Learn more about Divorce Insurance.

¹ ‘fairly certain’ is not a factual claim, nor should it be interpreted as such