It has been at least two months since I have had Chinese food and twice that long since I read the tiny sheet of paper within the always-present fortune cookie. Last Friday I broke the cookie in half to reveal my fate.

“You are going to take a vacation.”

That fortune really delved into the heart of what is in store for me. Has the creativeness been bled from the fortune-cookie writers association? Or, or are they on strike, too?

Speaking of…I’m sick of the current lack of good TV. Reality TV does not even create the chimera of it being un-scripted, at least for me.

I hope the next time you unfold a cookie, you find more than I did. However, beneath the pious remarks, the fortune was accurate. I’m going back to enjoying my vacation.