Don’t Drink and Dream
I had a few drinks prior to going to bed last night, so my night cap looked like this:

In my sleep I visited a bar. One could say that I went to a bar in my dreams. Please do not conclude that it was the bar of my dreams, though. Those are two very different destinations on the bar spectrum and as of this morning, I have only been to one.
When I woke up this morning, I apparently left my tab open, because I couldn’t find my credit card. So, naturally I had to go back and retrieve it.
I walked over to my alarm clock and set it for fifteen minutes past the current time and temp and went back for my card. While I was gone, or awake, someone racked up one hell of a tab, because when I closed my tab it was much higher than I expected – I didn’t even get to have half of the drinks I paid for!
Oh well…I’ve seen bigger wastes of money.



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